Q: Did you right here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.
Q: What is it known as when a blonde blows in yet another blond’s ear? A: Data transfer.
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes? A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
Q: Why will not they employ a blonde pharmacist? A: They maintain breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio? A: She didn’t want one for nights.
Q: What do you contact a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet? A: She was last years hide and seek winner.
Q: What is 5 miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A blonde parade.
Q: What do you contact a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.
Q: What are the six worst years in a blonde’s life. A: Third grade.
Q: What do UFO’s and sensible blondes have in typical? A: You keep hearing about them, but in no way see any.
Q: How do you hold a blonde busy all day? A: Place her in a round room and inform her to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you maintain a blonde in suspense? A: I will inform you tomorrow.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!